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Wednesday, August 25, 2010

My Chubby Pussy - Updated

I admit it.  I have a chubby pussy.  I have overfed it, and now it has boobs of its own.  It didn't used to be chubby.  It used to be quite svelte.  But over the last number of years, as the weight has gone on, and the excercise has become a forgotten memory, it has become chubby.  I worry about it. 


This is Pedro - and if you look really closely, you can see his moobs.

This is Pedro.  And he is my chubby pussy.  You all thought that just because my husband gave me a white eggplant that looked like a dildo, I was a dirty-minded girl.  Well, you wouldn't be wrong.  Just this time you are.  Pedro is an awesome cat, he really is, but he has this meow that kind of sounds like an elephant.  And with the size of his belly, you can understand why my husband and I are concerned that he may have swallowed a baby pachyderm. 


After some discussion with Pedro, it was decided that a more flattering picture should be added.  He's been feeling a little sensitive about his weight gain, and felt this picture hid the small elephant that's hiding in his belly well.  I think he'll be pleased with the result.

P.S. I totally need to go back to work.  When does school start again?

3 comments:

  1. O.O

    Oh Em Gee! I dont think I have ever seen moobs on a cat before (and I never want to again)! He is a big kitty, but he looks for fun to snuggle up next to!

    Great pictures!

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  2. He's a big softie - a little neurotic, but very snuggable. Is that a word? Well, it is now. :p He's also very attached to me - he cries every time I go to bed.. and no, he isn't allowed in the bedroom, because then we'd have to let the other one in, and there's no way that's happening!

    As always, thanks for reading and supporting, Sweetpea!! You're the bestest!! ♥

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  3. I. Love. It. The first picture is awesome, he just looks so awkward. Ah well, more to love ;)

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