This is not what it looks like... I swear.
My husband left this on the stove while he went to get a couple of things. He had been kind enough to pick me up a chai latte (which was not very good, and I was totally looking forward to it) when he got a latte for himself and his sister. I was standing there, looking rather confused, and really, who wouldn't? I mean there's a white dildo sitting on a coffee tray.
When he came back into the kitchen, he said in an accusing tone, "What do you think it is?" And I said that it was obviously a dildo. And he just stared at me like I was crazy. I'm not the one carrying a dildo around on a coffee tray! When I asked him who it was for - thinking maybe he had become a little adventurous since becoming a latte drinker, he only narrowed his eyes at me and said, "It's a white eggplant. You have such a dirty mind." Really? I have a dirty mind? At least I'm not carrying around dildos with my coffee. | 
SouthernLady23 - This was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad you enjoyed it SouthernLady! It's always a surprise when you get a latte with a dildo..I mean, white eggplant.. Thanks so much for reading!
ReplyDeleteWTF? I hadn't even read the post, but I saw the image and I my first thought as "What's a white dildo doing in a coffee tray?"
ReplyDeleteSecond one was "that's a strange way to give a dildo to your loved one"
So sweetie, if you're dirty-minded, we're all dirty-minded. *winks*
Men. They don't always think it through.
OMG!! Is that what I think it is! What is that thing doing in your coffee tray!!
ReplyDeleteOh okay now I have read the post. lulz. That looks exactly like a dildo. ROFL.
I'm so glad you girls agree with me! The thing is, it came from our garden... now I'm wondering what other strange phallic things are growing in there... I wonder what kind of seeds Stu used to grow dildos... he could make a mint!
ReplyDeleteBlahahhahahhahaa!
ReplyDeleteA white eggplant?! Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays!
Okay, Stu. I believe you. ;)